Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University



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送交者: cornbug 于 2005-2-15, 14:06:11:

回答: 大家来看一看某些“基督徒”的精神胜利发 由 fengcu2000 于 2005-2-15, 13:19:14:

God had only one major publication.
It was in Hebrew; had no references; wasn't published in an academic journal; and some doubt the authorship.
God may have created the world, but what has God done since?
The scientific community cannot replicate God’s results.
God never received permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.
When one experiment went awry, God tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
God rarely came to class, telling the students to, "Read the book."
God expelled the first two students.
God's office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountain top.
Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed.




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