儿子在痴人说梦     
    
    来源: cat69 于 09-07-27 08:00:39 [档案] [博客] [旧帖] [转至博客] [给我悄悄话]     
    
         
    一大早，我眼睛还没睁开，儿子就跑到床前摇醒我：“Mom，Mon, I have something important to tell you!”
我：“什么事啊，儿子？”
他：“I had a good dream last night, very exciting!”
我：“你又做了什么好梦呀？”
他：“I met Ben 10 Alien in my dream and he changed my brain into an out-space one, the new brain will not make me feel tired and I don’t need sleeping anymore.”
我：“黑灯瞎火的，大家都在睡觉，你不睡觉能干什么呀？”
他：“Hey! I hate sleeping! It wastes my time. If I don’t need any sleeping, I could play for the whoooooole day.”
我：“这样也好，你白天上学，晚上玩，省得整天抱怨玩不够。”
他：“But Mom，playing has never ever been enough! Maybe the alien could bring me to the out-space school and I don’t need to study there.”
我：“你见过有哪个学校的学生不用读书的吗?”
他：“Of course! All of the weapons and vehicles in the out-space are most advanced. So, they don’t need to study anymore because they are the best.”
我：“哟，这么好的地方，你把妈妈也带上吧。”
他：“But Mom, you always say that you love studying and working. You have better still to stay on the earth because the out-space does not fit for you.”

我晕！看来老妈平时对他苦口婆心的教育是一点用都没有，最后还落得个不配做外太空人的下场。