AP EXCLUSIVE: Future pope stalled pedophile case
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/09/AR2010040903109.html
会不会引起天主教会的大分裂？
Onion has the mock news here:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-vows-to-get-church-pedophilia-down-to-accepta,17201/
It's sad when the fake news makes more sense than the real one.