A blonde went to her first football game and later shared her experience with friends: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tights... nice ass and plenty of them. But the game was boring."

"why?" asked her friends.

"Oh Well," she continued. "At the beginning of the game, The referee flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then for the rest of the game, everybody was yelling -- get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"