(1)

If there were any justice in the world, owmen would have the little hung-down things abd men would get
stuck with putting the paper down on the (toilet)
seats

-Kinsey Millhone in I is for Innocent

(2)

The only thing I object to being a female is that I can not pee while standing
-Kinsey Millhone in F is for Fugitive

(2) is clear and (1) is apparently related to (1)