To smart women who need a laugh and men who can handle it!!!!


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送交者: 猎人 于 2011-10-25, 17:55:35:

TGIF…

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the      

  waiting room, where their Family member  

 lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came  

 in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid  

 I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he  

 surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at  

 this time is a brain Transplant.  

 It's an experimental procedure,  

 very risky but it is the only hope.  

 Insurance will cover the procedure,  

 but you will have to pay  

 for the Brain yourselves."

The family members sat silently  

 as they absorbed the news.  

 After a great Length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"  

 The doctor quickly responded, "Rs. 50,000  

 for a male brain,  

 and Rs. 200 for a Female brain."

The moment turned awkward.  

 Men in the room tried not to smile,  

 avoiding Eye contact with the women,  

 but some actually smirked.  

 A man unable to Control his curiosity,  

 blurted out the question everyone wanted  

to ask,"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence  

 and explained to the entire Group,  

 "It's just  standard pricing procedure.  

 We have to mark down the Price of the female brains, because they've actually been used,  

 the male Brains are hardly ever used  

 by the owners. So they are as good as new"

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN  

 WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 




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