一对夫妻结婚已经五十年了,一天早上当他们坐在早餐桌前。

　　老先生对老太太说:「想想看,我们已经结婚五十年了」

　　「是啊」老太太回应:「想想看,五十年前我们也是一样坐在这早餐桌前」

　　「我知道啊」老先生说「我们五十年前可能还像坚鸟一样光著身子坐在这」

　　老太太咯咯笑著说:「那你认为.....我们该脱光衣服罗?」

　　当两人脱得一丝不挂坐回餐桌前「你知道吗,亲爱的」

　　老太太喘息的说道「我的乳头跟五十年前一样为你而发烫」

　　「我不会觉得惊讶」老先生回应说「因为有一个正浸在你的咖啡里

　There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!!!!