◇◇新语丝(www.xys.org)(xys.dxiong.com)(xys.3322.org)(xys.freedns.us)◇◇ 西安翻译学院的其他笑话 artist: 我算术不好,哪位大侠给我解释一哈? “作为一项重要议程,41家跨国公司来到民办西安翻译学院,以年薪5万元到50万元 不等集中招聘一批学生。由于西安翻译学院今年毕业的近4000名应届生早在5月底已 经被600多家三资企业招聘一空,这41家企业只能“预订”三年级的在校本科学生。” ----- 《中国青年报》2002年6月10日头条新闻 (http://www.xfuedu.org/zhuye/fenye/huihuanglicheng/word/59.htm) 是不是说2002年的毕业生100%有着落了??? “我院2003年毕业生就业情况良好,据就业指导中心最新统计,截至6月12日,我院 2003届毕业生就业率已达95.8%。” ---- 2003年6月12日 就业快报 (http://www.xfuedu.org/zhuye/fenye/jiuyexinxi/jiuyekuaixun/8.htm) 好!不愧是东方的哈佛!估计那40-50万年薪的“大三”女生2003年也该毕业了, 只是西译不屑一顾,没再报道。N万年薪的毕业生海了去。40-50万早已毛毛雨了。 我想。 “截止12月18日,全院共成功就业 1176 人,就业率为 20.3%,略超去年同期水平。” ----- 2003年12月18日 就业快报 (http://www.xfuedu.org/zhuye/fenye/jiuyexinxi/jiuyekuaixun/6.htm) WHAT? 2003只有20.3%人找到工作,居然还比2002年强。 20.3% >100% ?! 我横竖看不明白啊。如果西译网管不把20.3%改成203%,我找他拼了。 成心和我的算术过不去,是吧。 连MSFT的WORD都买不起的东方哈佛 去http://www.xfuedu.org/zhuye/Eglish/index.htm, 把Eglish(西译的独创) 原文COPY后往WORD里一搁, 错别字象蚂蚁一样浮上来。 “enjoring”,“proivate schools”,。。。真好玩! 估计别的Eglish网页也是如此。 艰苦创业啊!上回画证书图章不用PHOTOSHOP,这回写字不 用WORD/SPELLING-CHECK,这该是何等的延安精神! Enlighten: 西译的毕业生们,求求你们了 我肚子都笑痛了。 真为西译好的话,快去把你们学校的英文网页好好改改吧。每页都有错。有些段很 难找出一句对的。拼错无数不提,用语搞得不是莫名其妙,就是荒诞不经。我的天 哪,谁把你们英语系英文改错题的原文不小心当成学校介绍给贴上去了? 建议西译赶紧发个声明就说是黑客干的。哈哈…… jhuang: 西安翻大应该赔偿学生"青春损失费" 学费是肯定该退给学生的,当然这些学生当中一部分根本不是学英语的料,本来 该学学手艺也好,学做菜,学学木工,可能日后也比当"翻译"来钱来的实在,挣 的也多一些 附:西安翻译学院网页上的自我介绍 A brief introduction to Xi'an FANYI University Our college was sponsored by Xi`an Translators institute and was established formally with the ratification of Shanxi Provincial Education Commission. Our college is Xi`an translators training college which is qualified to issue training credentials. Of the over 800 faculty members including full-time and party-time teachers,the teachers with medium and high titles take up 80% and there are about 20 foreign teachers. There are more than 20 majors in different institutions and departments taught by experts,advisers of doctors and masters, professors and associate professors enjoring special allowence of State Council.1300 full-time administrators are responsible for the strict management over 30000 boarders in college. For 15 years,of all the 20000 graduates,about 3000 went abroad for further study or for jobs. The campus covers an are of 1202,850squ.m.1,002,375squ.m is their own earth. The schoolbuildings have an area of 400,000squ.m. They have accumulated private property of over 0.5billion RMB for our country.Professor Ding Zuyi,the founder of our college and member of the Standing Committee of Shanxi Prolitical Consultative Conference once said:“The students who have failed in the college entrance examination are just like wafer at 70-80℃. Given one more chance to further study in a private college they will possibly become higher vocational personnel. They are also the future and hope of our country and so I call it-the Second Project Hope.” China Youth produced a report entitled“Ding Zuyi and His Second Project Hope",covering the whole fourth editition of July1,1997. President DingZuyi published some papers such as “About the Situation of Chinese Private Colleges”,"Develop Private High Education to Promote West Development","WTO and Chinese Private Higher Education"and so on,at the international seminar of Beijing proivate schools, the annual meeting of Chinese Scientific and Technological Association in 2000 and at the Western Forum of China. In these papers, he deeply states a new theory-students are the main part of private higher education;the number of students in private college is increasing day by day and they will become main force in Chinese human resource pool in the 21st century. It reflects his sincere feeling for students. Professor Ding Zuyi was praised as“Son of the East”and“Asian Celebrity”. In 2002,Shanxi Higher Education Association awarded him as “Educationalist in Private Education”. (XYS20041102) ◇◇新语丝(www.xys.org)(xys.dxiong.com)(xys.3322.org)(xys.freedns.us)◇◇